lukie 12:52 Wed Apr 11
Weird things your missus/old girlfriend does/did
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So I moved in with my new lady friend a few months ago and oddly she sleeps with her head properly under the covers?
Admittedly, our blinds are a bit crap, but I can't get how it can be comfortable! God help her when we get to the stage when we're comfortable letting rip in front of each other!
I also had a mate that pulled a bird on holiday and woke up to her sniffing his armpit!
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Far Cough
8:47 Tue Jul 24
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Nope, like a paper cut
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Hammer and Pickle
8:45 Tue Jul 24
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Widerski?
I assume you needed a torch to find the sides, right?
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Far Cough
8:30 Tue Jul 24
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Widerski was her family name
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Far Cough
8:29 Tue Jul 24
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Yes indeed I did but no Karate instructors around
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Johnson
8:26 Tue Jul 24
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I doubt she fucked the karate instructor though, Thickle.
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Hammer and Pickle
8:23 Tue Jul 24
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You had a Polish American squeeze, didn't you Cough.
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Far Cough
8:01 Tue Jul 24
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Jackie Czanski ag ag ag
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Side of Ham
7:56 Tue Jul 24
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Obviously got a text off Jackie Czanski and was seeing how you's react if you had to go back.
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Hammer and Pickle
7:40 Tue Jul 24
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Half way to Germany down the motorway and the missus is like
"Did I turn the iron off?"
(She never leaves it on)
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Swiss.
7:31 Tue Jul 24
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Was watching Mickey Flanagan recently and reminded me the annoying habit my ex wife had of not putting the tops back on bottles or not screwing them back on properly.
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IsaacHock
3:31 Tue Jul 24
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violator 2:58 Thu Apr 12
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Mrs V has a strange inability of turning things off.
Whack up a photo and we’ll let my dobber be the judge of that.
Full hamburger shot preferably.
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chajonbubble
11:07 Tue Jul 24
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My wife can only hang washing out if the pegs On an item of clothing match. She has been known to rehang clothes other have done if they don't
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Oh dear
10:17 Tue Jul 24
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https://www.maxim.com/news/toilet-paper-direction-2016-4
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Pub Bigot
9:49 Mon Jul 23
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My ex-cried her eyes out after I described our homemade video like two pigs fucking!
My Wife is not so uptight, though she's peculiar. I put it down to her being Scouse, mostly anyway.
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BigLump
9:03 Mon Jul 23
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Mine has got the common female trait of just moving things around for thee sheer hell of it.
I've found the remote control in the fridge twice now, and she then swears blind it wasnt her.
They are all nuts though
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madeeasy
7:14 Mon Jul 23
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Crowley hammer
Ag x 3 and you're probably right in a lot of cases..
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Far Cough
6:31 Mon Jul 23
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Feed Me Chicken = my ex
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Nurse Ratched
6:26 Mon Jul 23
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I think it's proper weird to CARE or wonder if there's a correct way to hang lav paper.
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Feed Me Chicken
6:24 Mon Jul 23
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The loo roll thing is proper weird, it makes no sense when it’s at the back. Why would u even think that’s normal??
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Far Cough
6:23 Mon Jul 23
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Nothing chivalrous about it, it's only stuff you have posted on here yourself, it's not something I knew of you privately
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orwells tragedy
6:23 Mon Jul 23
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Start a conversation with "So.......
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